This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest Christmas articles I’ve read in awhile. It’s not just funny, in some places it’s spit-coffee-on-your-keyboard funny with the writers unexpected punches. I’m sure a lot of people, men and women, will find themselves relating to this article in some way.
Girlfriends’ Guide: Christmas Can’t Come Soon Enough!
Christmas comes “early” this year, meaning, according to my mother, that Thanksgiving is “late” and there are not quite four weeks separating the two most elaborate and stressful American holidays. “Bring it!” I say, because the anticipation is killing me.
It started when Halloween and the end of Daylight Savings Time were crammed into the same night. I may have gotten an extra hour to sleep the next morning, but I awoke to the screeching news that I only had 55 more shopping days till Christmas. As someone who occasionally relied on the “rhythm method” for birth control, I’ve got four kids to illustrate that I can lose track of at least thirty days without blinking. [read the full article here... you'll be glad you did]
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